Am I doing this right
oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK
I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life
- Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
- Cashier: Are you 18?
- Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
I went from 182 to 163 (yes I’m rounding up to 20) and the last time I weighed this much was my freshman year.
Really hard to find good before photos because I was too good at selfies before
I am 20 lbs down from Jan 21st.
I am very very happy with my progress and people are really noticing now!!!!
Munchkin cat begging for food. :)
"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."
this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings
i love msaeachubaets