(via sweet-hyp0crisy)

↖ is fake and gay

naliest:

Am I doing this right

(via sistersun)

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

image

I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

WHAT

(via boeshanepeninsula)

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

(via a-study-in-yellowcar)

#my woman  

I went from 182 to 163 (yes I’m rounding up to 20) and the last time I weighed this much was my freshman year.

Really hard to find good before photos because I was too good at selfies before

I am 20 lbs down from Jan 21st.

I am very very happy with my progress and people are really noticing now!!!!

Weight loss progress photos later.

sara-meow:

Munchkin cat begging for food. :)

(via copernipenis)

marxism-leninism-utenaism:

kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

i love msaeachubaets

(via princessladyballs)

#wow  #i need it  #need  

Dorks

magnezone:

not being cuddled currently which is weird, unideal, bad 

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